October 31, 2007
HAPPY PORNOWEEN!
Today we mourn the death of the Castro's annual Halloween street party and, subsequently, the death of the gayborhood. While all of the fags in SUVs with white picket fences line up the police on speed dial to prevent everybody in town from having fun, we recommend staying inside with some of your favorite scary porn, because going out and looking at guys less hot than these in the same outfits just doesn't sound as appealing somehow. Hit the jump for our Top 5 Halloween recommendations!
1. Falcon's Heaven To Hell
Good versus evil, paradise lost, and enough angel wings, devil horns, and tribal tattoos to bring back memories of Castro holidays' past, without actually having to relive that time you got arrested while dressed as Bai Ling and had to spend the night in the city drunk tank with a terrifying frat boy in a football jersey and Raiders facepaint. Although that was kinda hot, too.
Bonus Points: Nobody gives a Satanic blowjob like the creepy and gorgeous Dean Monroe.
2. Titan Media's Cirque Noir
With names like "Rimjob the Klown" and "Man with a Pussy" this freakshow of a title will scare any old skeptic who thinks they're too mature for a good old-fashioned fright on All Hallow's Eve. While there aren't any real "Boo!" jerk-you-out-of-your-skin moments, those piercings, tattoos, forked tongues, and goofy circus tricks are enough to make any self-respecting homosexual scream in horror while still somehow getting hard.
Bonus Points: Remember Spencer Quest? Damn, he was hot!
3. Randyman Productions' Jason Jacks Off On Halloween
Jason is kind of the most macho and jocky serial killer in horror movie franchise-entertainment. Did you ever wonder what he looked like behind that hockey mask and if his wielding of a chainsaw was simply a predictable overcompensation for his lack of a different tool below the belt? Well fuck you then! Jason is hot, hung, and hard for your information, and you can stay home and watch him jack off and play-torture some guy named Dean in this porno with a budget to make the B-movie-phile in you grin like a jack-o-lantern.
Bonus Points: Um, it's called Jason Jerks Off On Halloween. What more do you want from us?
4. Dark Alley Media's Mutiny: Shipmates' Revenge
Our sailor fantasies have always been a bit on the Gaultier side, but this dark tale that marked the debut of the now infamously transgressive Dark Alley Media puts those sailor costumes into a much grimmer context. With a story that revolves around a malicious and sinister captain who tortures and barks orders at his crew, you'll get the type of cringe that comes with the most gruesome SAW movies and enough industrial ship scenes to make you realize that porn sets are more dynamic than any run-of-the-mill neighborhood haunted house.
Bonus Points: Watching these nautical studs fuck in their one-piece jumpsuits is so hot, it'll leave you howling at the moon.
5. Maxxxsize.com's Suckin' Huge Freakin' Monster Cocks
Certain monsters might make you scream. Take, for example, the zombies of 28 Days Later, Michael Myers in Halloween, or Britney Spears getting out of the back seat of a limousine. Our favorite monsters, however, are the ones who make us open up the widest. This may not be the monster-cock title you would expect us to pull (Maxxxsize isn't exactly a household name, although it is in ours) but the title, font, and sheer comic-book wonder of this ode to those monsters that go bump and grind in the night secured it a spot on our Top-5 list for the season.
Bonus Points: Blowjobs are less calories than a Tootsie Roll Pop laced with GHB that you're sure to pick up when you're trick-or-treating on Polk Street.
October 24, 2007
Blogging With The Stars: Jason Ridge
You can't swing a hard dick at your computer monitor these days without smacking into a porn star's personal blog. Our latest bookmark comes from newly anointed studio-owner Jason Ridge! Having just launched his own brand of Ridgeline Films, we've found ourselves clicking over to see what he's been up to over the past few weeks (Is that an iPhone that iSpy?).
A comfortable medium between an ultra-personal diary and one of those DVD-hocking product-centric studio logs, Jason's site is intimate and it features some hot fucking photos for your NSFW daydreams. L'Chayim! Check out jasonridge.blogspot.com and tell him Tim and Roma sent you!
October 22, 2007
Dean Joins The Team!
With time winding down before the end of the year, we only have a few slots left for 2007 Dream Team men, and one of these 12 lucky gentlemen will be our OFFICIAL NakedSwordsman of 2008!
Going back over the list, who do YOU think has the caliber to take the reins from our current boyfriend Jake Deckard?
Perhaps a strong contender could be this month's Dream Team Man, Dean Flynn! This Titan Man made a lot of waves at this year's Folsom Street Fair, where we were lucky enough to stand within mere feet of the unbelievable specimen. For all of Dean's stats, info, photos, and films, check out his Dream Team page on NakedSword! If you have a favorite Dream Team man so far, or suggestion for November or December's pick, shoot us a comment below!
October 19, 2007
"I love the smell of gay porn in the morning."
Military fantasies are nothing new. Some long for the hot outdoor group showers that come with field combat, while others get into the notion of torture via Guantanamo Bay as something of a turn-on (*cough* Dark Alley Media). Personally, we find it terrifying. Could you picture Roma with her feather habit shaved off, wearing no makeup, sleeping on the GROUND? Oh my gold!
No one has a problem with watching soldiers get it on, however. On this week's episode of The Tim and Roma Show, we're paid a visit by Chris Ward and Ben Leon, directors of the new Raging Stallion military epic, GRUNTS. With them is our own NakedSwordsman Jake Deckard, to flash his big guns (yes those... and those) and bark us into submission.
If you think that's hot wait until you get the details on the 105-degree shoot, the tough and very real drills the cast endured, and witness clips of these G.I.'s on set! We've got Rafael Alencar, Steve Cruz, and Jake stripping down for inspection. Check out the new Tim and Roma episode now before we whoop your ass, maggots!
October 12, 2007
Mustang gets SLEAZY
When Mustang decided they were going to do a movie called SLEAZE, clearly they weren't kidding around. The setting of this shifty romp is a motel "off the end of a forgotten strip mall in downtown L.A."
The cool thing about the glamorization of sleazy scenes, cheap motels, dirty locations, and back-alley dumpster trysts for porn is that it accommodates both the studio and the viewer. For instance, instead of marveling at how genuinely crappy they made the motel room set seem (ala Hollywood films), you can transport yourself to a very real crappy motel room, that probably needed zero set dressing and was scored by production for around forty bucks. However, if it was filmed in a studio, would you be able to tell the difference?
We've all shacked up in sleazy motels at some point or another, let's be honest. Mustang and director John Bruno have taken this convention of gay adult film and spun it into a hot new perspective.
Check out the sleazy realness on NakedSword now!
October 8, 2007
Chi Chi's Chain Gang on T&R
Chi Chi LaRue has long been one of our favorite industry vets, hostesses, directors, and icons ...And now she's ready to talk business because this bitch is a full-blown mogul! Eat your heart out, Rupert Murdoch! After acquiring both All Worlds and Catalina Video, Chi Chi's bracing herself for world domination, and what better venue through which to Meet The Press than the Tim and Roma Show?
Joining Tim and Sister Roma in the studio are Raging Stallion-exclusive Steve Cruz, Matt Majors, and Robert Thorn, who are chained together like cocks of a feather. The clothes come off, but not before you're whisked away to a Link V signing on Castro Street featuring Tommy Blade, Cole Ryder, and
I won't give away all of the details, just head over to TimandRoma.com to watch the episode and see for yourself!
October 3, 2007
Titan Media's FEAR
Over Folsom Weekend, one of the biggest causes for celebration was the release of Titan Media's new film FEAR, which has a cast of arguably the biggest, hottest guys in the industry. Starring Francois Sagat, Diesel Washington, Alex Baresi, Dean Flynn, Dirk Jager, and a host of others, FEAR has been labeled the "The Exclusive Leather/Fetish Film of the 2007 Folsom Street Fair" by Titan and based upon visitor turnout to the Titan Media booth during the fair, the title made a huge splash.
Earlier this summer Tim and Sister Roma paid a couple of visits to the set of the rustic romp which are of course, still available for viewing in our archive. For the real deal, you can check out FEAR on NakedSword in its entirety, and GPB has a photo roundup from the weekend. Sounds good to me!
October 1, 2007
Folsom Weekend Hangover
With Folsom Week over and done with, we'll pass the time waiting for event photos with some of the sightings you sent in to us throughout the week and after the festivities this weekend!
You all know where you can see your favorite porn stars whenever you want (ahem), but what do they do when they're not filming gangbangs, solo jerkoffs, threeways, flip-flop scenes, and sultry stripteases for their adoring fans? Apparently they hit the End-Up. These past few days have seen...
- Roman Ragazzi at Gold's Gym toning up before the weekend;
- Jake Deckard at the LUBE JOB Party at Truck, kissing everybody in sight;
- Titan FEAR star Tony Buff showing off in the locker room of Gold's Gym in the Castro;
- Collin O'Neal with a Dominican companion (NOT from his movie) at the End-Up;
- Titan Exclusive Damien Crosse waiting in line for the Raging Stallion Man Of The Year celebration;
- Jake Deckard throwing back a Johnny Walker Black on the rocks, Saturday;
- The Tim and Roma Show shooting sans Tim on Sunday morning;
- Former Buckshot star Alex Chandler, stopping by the NakedSword Folsom booth with his shirt off;
- Rick Van Sant urinating on people in and around the NakedSword booth to the horror of NakedSword staffers;
- Steve Cruz and Roman Ragazzi receiving joint Raging Stallion Man Of The Year honors Saturday night;
- Francois Sagat, Arpad Miklos, Dean Flynn, Derek da Silva, Diesel Washington, Alex Baresi, and Tony Buff hanging out at the Titan booth snapping photos for fans.