FOX News Loves Sister Roma!

Maybe "Loves" isn't the correct word. Earlier this week I was delighted to turn on the tube after a long day of hustle and bustle to catch my favorite "nϋ's" channel, FOX NEWS, gesticulating in collective horror over this year's Folsom Street Fair poster, featuring men and women dressed up in leather having a last supper over a table of sex toys. Appearing on the pseudo-bipartisan roundup Hannity and Colmes (damnit! We were gunning for O'Reilly), the fair was decried as a "mini Sodom and Gomorrah dressed up as a gay pride event" by a spokesman for the Concerned Women For America. Present for the hallowed dinner party was none other than our very own Sister Roma, which marks her second appearance on the bastion of "fair and balanced" reporting this year! Huzzah!

My favorite aspect of the probing journalistic glance was the assortment of gay pride parade photos showcasing the freakiest creeps that their cameras could zoom in on, many of which appeared to be from the 1990s and had nothing to do with Folsom at all. At times like these, I choose to turn to Chris Crocker:

P.S. Have you seen his nude photos yet? Oh, how it all comes full circle every fucking time.