ROMA ON THE O'REILLY FACTOR!

If I had a child and I saw her walking down the street and then jump into the back of a redneck's pickup truck I think that I would panic and call the police. So, you can imagine how distraught I was when I saw the face of Sister Roma appear on the right-wing God warrior Bill O'Reilly's FOX News program last night (next to Buckshot-man Danny Roddick).

"Please let her be alright!" I pleaded to the heavens, "Don't let Roma turn into salt!"

I spoke with Roma a few minutes ago and not only is she doing alright, but she's a little bit turned on. Here's what she had to say:

Hey Roma, did you know that you were on The O'Reilly Factor last night?
Oh yes, I've heard all about it.

So you didn't catch it when it was on?
No, no, I didn't. I've been receiving a lot of emails and myspace messages about it, though.

Are you a fan of Bill O'Reilly?
Hmmm. No. But then again, I never knew he was a tranny-chaser!

I've heard that, actually, several times.
Well I'm available! If Bill is looking for someone I'm single. Actually I think I'll send him a thank-you card right now.

How does it feel seeing your image on national television?
Well, it's a gorgeous shot, so that's nice. It could have been America's Most Wanted or something! I feel relieved!

Thanks, Roma! Here's the clip in case you all missed it as well.