October 30, 2006
THE MONEY SHOT REPORT!
If Tim and Roma are like ABC's THE VIEW... oh wait a minute. What was that Roma?
(Roma's on the phone. She's mad. No wait, she's drunk.)
Okay let me start over. If Tim and Roma are like REGIS AND KELLY, then new porn entertainment series THE MONEY SHOT REPORT is like Entertainment Tonight! Hosted by porn star Brad Benton (think Pat O'Brien meets high school pep rally, meets Barbazon School for Modeling) and Brett Drysdale, formerly of JetSet Studio, this celebrity-hounding cavalcade of spotlight and blaring theme music is a welcome addition to our episodic gay porn behind-the-scenes entertainment industry.
Did we just call ourselves an industry? It takes a village, my dear reader-- and that's just to put Roma's face on!
You can check out our new sister-show exclusively on NakedSword! If you're lucky, you may even see some familiar faces. Just think, if Hollywood has ET, The Insider, Access Hollywood, E!, and eXtra then imagine the shows yet to be produced for WEST Hollywood! Oh, the dreams I'll dream tonight.
The Money Shot Report (free)
The Tim and Roma Show
The Money Shot Report on Gay Porn Blog
October 25, 2006
Total Cock Worship
I think that it's about time for the Tim and Roma Blog to give some of our favorite blogs out there some overdue recognition.
Case in point: TOTAL COCK WORSHIP.
I've never thought of myself as a religious person. Back in those private school days I experienced a bible's worth of beatings, sacrifices, lashes, and curses from the powers that be and I never quite understood any of it. It all seemed so futile. Church? God?
It's been years since I've even remembered either of those, now that I think about it.
Thank God, then, that I've finally had my enlightenment! It turns out that I do believe in God. My God may slightly different than the God that all of those frigid carpool moms from my childhood were into. Or, more likely, it's the very same one. I, like Mr. Phillandrew, attend, pray for, and kneel at the church of COCK!
(Jump)
I mean, check out that shot!
You have a problem with that? Didn't think so. Check out the text that accompanies this photo:
"Cock is God. The Godhood of Cock is organized according to a Pantheon of seven "Breeds" of Godhood. That is to say, there are seven "breeds", "categories" or "types" of Cock."
Uh, thanks. The site also has spiritual diagrams, breathing exercises for looking at cock, and other lessons on the worship and religion of the phallus. And unlike those other pesky religions, you don't need to wait until Sunday to worship at the Church of Cock, because the blog updates at least twice a week!
Now, we love NakedSword and think that NakedSword has the best fucking content on the internet, and Gay Porn Blog has our hearts, but we're not some corporate maniacs who ignore a good thing when we see it. We love all the indie porn the web has to offer, and we LOVE cock blogs. Keep 'em coming!
Tim and Roma salute TOTAL COCK WORSHIP!
October 23, 2006
BUTT BOOK by Taschen
One of our favorite magazines in years, BUTT Magazine, has released a best-of softcover book through publisher Taschen, celebrating with a wild boat party in London!
We wish we could have been there with all of Europe's hottest Buttheads, but the closest we could get was the latest issue, in which --lo and behold!-- there is a fabulous interview with none other than my favorite Raging Stallion French fry, François Sagat!
He talks about life, love, and pissing in the new issue and we can't help but take credit for discussing those things first in our interview! Well, aside from the pissing.
Check out a clip after the jump!
October 19, 2006
Post Fashion Week Un-Wrap-Up
Now that all the collections are in and even another season of Project Runway is over with, Michael Lucas is unveiling the teaser trailer for his new, headline-grabbing La Dolce Vita. Looks like he's going for a real romantic, cinematic feel on this one, and is that a straight scene we're seeing? Someone get him on speaker!
Gay Porn Blog's got the new porn trailers all bunched up (like your shorts, mister).
October 16, 2006
Let's all meet up at Studio 2000!
Get over it, honey! Sister Roma fulfills her it-girl, club-hopping reputation when she shows up late to set and angers the production staff like another headline-grabbing tabloid star we might mention.
Apparently, inconveniencing film crews is now in style, but luckily so is Studio 2000! The beloved gay porn studio is revamping with new President David McKay and relocating to gorgeous San Francisco!
Tim and Roma sit down with the visionary new captain and he gives us a sneak preview of all the new, intriguing Studio 2000 content that is coming up for you, including the rustic, Brokeback-style blockbuster Wildlands, coming soon to NakedSword.
October 10, 2006
Cybersocket Success!
Over the weekend, Tim and company skipped off hand in hand toward the Gay Phoenix Forum to indulge themselves in some kabobs, cocktails, and a little bit of industry shmoozing. We hear that he picked up a wicked tan while he was at it.
When the night of the Cybersocket Awards snuck up on them, they were having so much fun they forgot to worry about it! Lucky for these little porno darlings, they had nothing to worry about at all. NakedSword was voted Best VOD Site, Gay Porn Blog won Best Adult Blog, and Tim took home Best Business Person of the Year!
Can you believe it?
YOU BETTER.
After the jump, check out some more award money-shots including a special capture of GPB's Mike Stabile singing a duet with close friend and host, Chi Chi LaRue! They did "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart". Couldn't you just DIE?
Tim Valenti wins Business Person of the Year!
Mike picks up the award for Best Adult Blog.
Mike and Chi Chi take on Elton.
Holly gets up and DOES HER THING! Go NakedSword!
October 5, 2006
MALE MODEL MADNESS
Yes, that is the innocent and cherubic scowl of a young Ashton Kutcher, future motherfucker (literally) and obnoxious prankster/bad actor way before he was a twinkle in MTV's eye.
In a video released from some Gay.Com Bravo TV hybrid site geared toward the gays, you can see Ashton compete for "Male Model of the Year" and lose the competition to (drumroll....) Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel! You know, Fergie Ferg's man.
(Thanks Fleshbot.)
October 3, 2006
Tim and Roma Clips on YouTube!
It was only a matter of time before Tim and Roma found their way to the YouTube crowd. Here are some of the clips available, with more on the way! You can email them to your friends or put them wherever you want! Well.. not WHEREVER. We mean ONLINE you can put them wherever you want. Only in this industry would we need to spell that out for you. Sheesh! Here are some clips from our Michael Lucas episode. You can check out all the clips we have available on our NakedSword Channel. You can also subscribe by clicking here!