Fresh news from pornolandia!

• An AIDS Bill that would shift millions in funding away from urban areas to places more rural was stalled in the Senate.
  
• After Dark, stoneage homoerotic nightlife and entertainment journal, is revived! PRAISE THE INTERNET! (via Fleshbot)
  
• Saved By the Bell's Screech finds puberty, creates graphic sex tape including a "dirty sanchez". Punchline? Now you're just being overzealous.
  
• Michael Lucas shoots a fashion show followed by a (guess what) fashion fuck at (guess who) Marc Jacobs.
  
• Finally, if Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis goes to prison... who will watch the house in Cabo?
  

A Blowjob Joke from George Michael? --NO WAY.

George Michael's no stranger to controversy. From public nudity to public cruising, he's never let us down by defending his right to have a good time. Now, he's taking a crack at the main threat to such rights, DUBYA.

At a show in Barcelona, George wowed his audience when, during his anti-Bush jam "Shoot the Dog", a giant George W. balloon emerged from the stage. Watch what happens when George M. unzips the President's pants for the punchline!

George Bush is getting serviced by a British bulldog! Look, it's wagging its tail.

Nice to see you still in the headlines, Georgey boy.

Photos from FOLSOM STREET FAIR

From the Little Mermaid to Goldilocks and the 3,000 bears.

I hear that Folsom Street Fair was pretty wild this year. I was there and all, but for me nothing will ever beat the primitive, unbridled panic of running away from a set of bay windows where a hairless bareback pig decided to blow his wad onto the crowd last year.

Too much information? That's how I felt! Ah... well. All's fair in love and torture.

The stiff drinks made up for all the near-misses with those whips, and Gay Porn Blog has photos from throughout the day for all of those who weren't lucky enough to take in all of the fun! Best of all, those VIPs keep it real by showcasing the real main attraction... PORN STARS!

Our favorite is a photo of Roman Heart looking particularly crunk while getting his ass grabbed.

GET OVER THERE. DON'T MAKE ME GRAB YOURS.

Liza channels Bjork

Case dismissed! Above, Liza Minelli after her spousal abuse charges were dismissed by a New York judge. Below, Bjork wearing Jeremy Scott.

Caption Liza and win a 24-hour preview of membership titles on NakedSword!

Autumn iTim

Folsom Street Fair, for us, traditionally marks the end of summer. This is because we operate on the party-whore calendar (in case you couldn't tell). Using this as a barometer, you can expect Roma's face down in the spiked punch bowl at our Christmas party to mark the beginning of winter, and the GayVNs can jump-start Spring. If you think that's off, then you can climb right off this ship to good time island, okay?

That being said, it's high time for an iTim update so you know what we've been feeling over the past few days around the office. Is it us, or is there a crazy George Michael resurgence going on? Both Justin Timberlake AND The Scissor Sisters are copping his vocal style this month and we've got no problem with that (now if only someone would catch Justin Timberlake in a public cruising area we'd really be hyped on his new shit).

Fall into our Fall playlist, after the jump!

- "My Love (featuring T.I.)" by Justin Timberlake (stream via MySpace)

- "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" by The Scissor Sisters (stream via Myspace)

- "Ring the Alarm" by Beyoncè (stream via MySpace)

- "Hundredaire" by Hey Willpower (stream via MySpace)

- "When You Were Young (Jacque Lu Cont Thin White Duke Remix)" by The Killers (mp3 via Berkeley Place)

- "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado (stream via unofficial Myspace page)

- "Wolf Like Me" by TV on the Radio (stream via MySpace)

- "Cheated Hearts (Bloodbath Remix)" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (mp3 via Pound for Pound)

Videos for Scissor Sisters, Beyoncè:

Steven Scarborough for Falcon with "Bootstrap"

The legendary Steven Scarborough returned recently to Falcon as a guest director to helm the leather-lite title Bootstrap.

Featuring a climactic three-on-one swivel fuck in the very first scene, you can tell from the start of the film that it's going to be pretty epic. Also including a torrid scene with my all-time favorite Arpad Miklos, I had to blog about it.

It's FOLSOM WEEKEND here in San Francisco. The infamous Folsom Street Fair is happening on Sunday. Every year I drag my hungover ass down to this street party and I wonder what all the fuss is about. A bunch of men who can't get it up so they need tools to help them? No thank-you ma'am. I still like to get in the spirit, though, and find myself partying by the end of the day like a bonafide leather-cub.

Boasting a wardrobe straight from some leather accessories closet Scarborough no doubt chose to raid, this title has little to do with actual S&M SEX. This makes it perfect for those of us who like to dress up for the occasion without signing up for the team.

HARDCORE PICS AFTER THE JUMP, SON!

LIVE! MALES! NUDE!

Time for a new episode in the neverending saga of Tim & Roma!
If you thought that our fabulous hosts had already unearthed every gritty glory-hole, exposed every secret sex spot, seen every throbbing cock on the west coast, and explored every uncharted square foot of porno-landia, YOU WERE RIGHT!

But now they've decided to take you with them to one of our favorite San Francisco hot spots, the infamous, the magnificent, the extravagant, the decadent NOB HILL THEATER!

From the fluffer's lair to the showers, to the urinal cams, to the stage-- watch as Tim and Roma get to the bottom of this magical legacy in a hard-hitting exposè on San Francisco's most established and treasured gay sex trove.

GO FORTH! WATCH AND PLAN YOUR VISIT NOW.

NYC Fashion Week

It's New York City fashion week and I'm right in the thick of it! I was thinking of blogging about maybe the top 5 best porn wardrobes, but the well to pull from was too vastly amazing (as you can imagine).

Instead, I'm presenting the top 5 New York City pornos (at least that I can think of right now). Considering the fact that our pal Ben Leon's new movie for Raging Stallion, Manhattan is about to come out, the timing couldn't be better! If you are in New York, take some time out of the fashion circus to relax and watch some sweaty, Manhattan manhandling... and if you aren't here, you can live vicariously through these Uptown boys.

After the jump!

1. Glory Holes of New York
Oh Man
First of all, the soundtrack is a-ma-zing. Street beats with soulful vocals, singing about New York? It seems obvious but for porn, that's a screaming achievement. Second of all, this one opens with a glitter-confetti fantasy credits sequence that is random and awesome. I think some club kids must have been working on this title. The story is about a man on a quest to find all the glory holes in New York, and he succeeds in finding some of the most hung men on the PLANET while he's at it! Featuring up-and-comers (of the time) Chad Hunt, Alex Leon, Carlos Morales and Ty Lattimore... along with a helicopter, tour bus, boat, and some horses, I think this is my new favorite movie! I'm serious.

2. Manhattan Skyline
HIS Video
Okay, I hate to be vulgar but I am so fucking genius that I might have to demand a raise around here or quit. You guys. I think I've landed myself ass-backward into a diamond mine. The theme song for Manhattan Skyline is even better than the theme song for Glory Holes of New York. You have to hear it. The plot of this one is pretty straightforward: small town boy in the big bad city, trying to make it and ends up making it with a bunch of east coast hooligans with David Silver hair from 90210. Most of the guys are big, white, and bare-chested so fans of a more authentic Manhattan will find themselves strangely on Cape Cod. It's pretty awesome nonetheless, and there's a really good shower scene.

3. Manhattan Heat
Lucas Entertainment
Michael Lucas is the king of New York porn. No list of New York themed-titles would be complete without his opus dedicated to the city that never sleeps, Manhattan Heat! I remember seeing the trailer for this and being turned on, but wait until you watch the whole thing. Lucas directs with tremendous skill on this one, making the scenes feel scorchingly hot, like it's actually New York in July. Hell, it probably actually was. If you've ever been too hot to do anything but sweat more, then you'll understand why this is not only the perfect New York movie, but also a perfect way to close out your summer. Arpad Miklos and Wilfried Knight's scene is a standout, and the opening scene is one of my favorites.

4. Chelsea Sublet!
Dirty Boy Video
Face it, the name of this movie is hilarious. The exclamation point really seals the deal for me. This one's about a bunch of boys fighting to find a cheap apartment in Chelsea, and how they have to fuck their way into one. Hello, my new reality series!

Someone call BRAVO, I have a pitch.

I hate to give away the ending, but the movie climaxes with a five-man orgy featuring both the super and a pizza delivery boy! This title keeps it real, clearly.

5. The American City
IOP
FINALLY, back to the NYC I know and love... tiny apartments, hot Puerto Rican guys with chest hair and huge dicks, street-wise lingo, the whole nine yards. This pro-immigration megafilm even begins with an aerial shot of the Statue of Liberty! There are real life, New York street scenes and shots of the marathon too, and the guys in this porn are really, really hot. In fact, I gotta stop writing this blog post because it's distracting me from watching. LATER!

DEBRIEF!

We're tired of playing second-fiddle. From now on, you're getting the NAKED TRUTH! Straight from us! Forgive us if we end up talking about porn a little bit more than pop culture... we can't help ourselves! In todays news:

• When Al Pacino's geriatric and in a wheelchair, wrapped up in his own colostomy bags, if he has a beatific smile on his face it means he's thinking about Madonna's "extraordinarily beautiful body". We'll throw that one in the old "too much information" file.
  
• From New York magazine: "How I Paid My Rent and Found Money to Buy Glitter: A Rags-to-Riches Story About Dedication, Perseverance, and Manhunt". Seriously, though.
  
• Gay Porn Blog and Gay Fleshbot unanimously yet uniquely eulogize the use of YouTube to make Velvet Mafia the most marketed man-meat movie of the millenium (more or less). PHEW! That was way more work than you would weven want to wink wabout.
  
• Finally, X-Tube and PornoTube go through web puberty.

Behind the Scenes of New Raging Stallion: Lords of the Jungle

Labor Day traditionally signifies the end of summer, and while you may lament the retirement of your white trousers and safari shorts, there are always the memories to keep us going. Right?

I have some pretty fond memories of this summer. Going to New York was fun, and Gay Pride was as wild as always, for example. I even got to go to a waterslide park. I'M SERIOUS!

Some people (me) are just luckier than others. Take Gay Porn Blog's Mike Stabile, for example. I mean, getting over summer is difficult, yes, but at least I don't have to get over Mike's summer.

Chris Ward and the boys at Raging Stallion took Mike along with them as they traveled deep into the Hawaiian jungle (so deep, apparently, that one of the production's SUVs rolled into a ditch and had to wait for the nearest tow truck to arrive-- from 100 miles away!). Accompanied by none other than a crew of muscular, hung stallions from the RS stable, Mike was forced to not only take in his lush surroundings and go to the beach, but also to watch these beautiful people have SEX with each other!

Doesn't that sound great? It must be so depressing for him that it's all over. Tim and Roma really feel for Michael and hope that he can get through this difficult post-Labor Day workweek.

For all the sordid details and exclusive photos, check out Gay Porn Blog. Isn't it all so exciting? The magic of moviemaking sure is stunning to behold.

Also, Raging Stallion director Chris Ward has been blogging about the entire shoot on his exclusive blog. For updates on this release and all other Raging Stallion releases, don't forget to check your NakedSword.