February 9, 2005
mr PAM's TOP 10: News vs. Porn
Hello Porn Lovers...
Last night I had the opportunity to go to ABC News studios and watch the channel 7 news team, Pete Wilson and Cheryl Jennings, in action. It was so cool! Wow - everyone in the control room and studio was focused, experienced and right on. Tosses to live satelite trucks and pre-recorded news packages were flawless. And the technology used to broadcast the news and channel 7 programs was mindblowing.
So, being the passionate pornographer that I am...I couldn't help compare the workings of a major news show to a porn set.
Mr PAM's TOP 10 differences between the 5pm News and gay porn:
10. Everyone was clothed (weird!)
9. No used enemas in the bathroom.
8. All the lights were on the ceiling and not handheld in someone crotch.
7. Women on camera
6. Make-up was only applied to the face
5. They broke for commercials for Disney
4. The director never said the words "suck, fuck, harder, louder or cum shot".
3. The only shots of men rolling around together was post Super Bowl footage.
2. No paper towels.
1. The shoot started on time, no waiting for hard-ons!
I definitely love shooting porn!
hugs...
mr PAM!
mr. pam
i think you're on to something. perhaps the news should be read by nude and/or fornicating news crews. it would make natural disasters and human failings so much more potent if those reporting on them shook to the earthquakes, moaned about enron embezzlement, and squirted their own floods. anyone can get the flat affect of the seriousness of the news by reading the papers. television has a more demanding role in that it should entertain. and, really, what could be more entertaining than seeing dan rather rub one out with saddam hussein as they (ruggedly) determine the role america should play in the middle east?
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