February 9, 2005
mr PAM's TOP 10: News vs. Porn
Hello Porn Lovers...
Last night I had the opportunity to go to ABC News studios and watch the channel 7 news team, Pete Wilson and Cheryl Jennings, in action. It was so cool! Wow - everyone in the control room and studio was focused, experienced and right on. Tosses to live satelite trucks and pre-recorded news packages were flawless. And the technology used to broadcast the news and channel 7 programs was mindblowing.
So, being the passionate pornographer that I am...I couldn't help compare the workings of a major news show to a porn set.
Mr PAM's TOP 10 differences between the 5pm News and gay porn:
10. Everyone was clothed (weird!)
9. No used enemas in the bathroom.
8. All the lights were on the ceiling and not handheld in someone crotch.
7. Women on camera
6. Make-up was only applied to the face
5. They broke for commercials for Disney
4. The director never said the words "suck, fuck, harder, louder or cum shot".
3. The only shots of men rolling around together was post Super Bowl footage.
2. No paper towels.
1. The shoot started on time, no waiting for hard-ons!
I definitely love shooting porn!
hugs...
mr PAM!
February 7, 2005
We're back! Watch out! Vegas Style!
Hello porn fans, it's mr PAM here... back and ready for action. This blog had erectile disfunction for a few weeks but after a swift kick of a funny lil blue pill... we're UP and going once again!
Tim, Officer Dave, Josh, Reena, Holly and I ventured to Las Vegas for the world famous Internext and AVN adult entertainment expos. And I, being an adult was VERY Entertained! whew! What an adventure! We started our trip by attending a sexy private party in a Mandalay Bay suite hosted by PrideBucks and a slew of other hot companies (check the logo poster in the Internext show). My highlight of the evening was playing with all the cutie boys who were doing "live shows" in the bedroom, on the couch, on the bar...etc. etc... boy sex everywhere! Hi Kelly, Shane, Jordan and Tony!
The second highlight of the trip was the HustlaBall... oh wow! Pete Ross - you are a hottie! Pete and I had met on the plane flying to Vegas... so naturally when he was doing his number onstage with Michael Brandon and his new larger than life dildo "monster"... well, when Pete was trying to stuff Michael's plastic dick up his perfect ass onstage and needed some ASSistance, I just happened to be in the front row and well, you can guess the rest. Thanks Pete Ross, that was delicious!
My pile of fun with Billy Bowers, Kelly from BoyFunk.com, Officer Dave, Markie and Josh topped the evening quite nicely. And that go-go dancer with the rock-hard cock - Lucas Young. Oh My Gawd!!!
It was great to see some old friends like Ricky Martinez and Rod Barry - I adore you guys!
And best of all - NakedSword & GayPornBlog won big at the CyberSocket Awards! Thanks everyone who voted! And thanks to Cybersocket.com for hosting such a fun event!
Hope you enjoy our Las Vegas Adventure - let us know what you think. Stay tuned for Part II when Tim & Roma invade AVN!
hugs... mr PAM!
