August 2, 2004
Ratty PAM!
Ok, so Mr. Pam, I'm just gotta say it! You are a FREAK (and I love you for it). For those of you who don't know our lovely editor/director/superstar has pet rats (yeah, fucking pet rats!) and while she was away this weekend it was up to "Officer Dave" to feed them and play with them. All I can say is this: On the first night when I went to Mr. Pam's house. It was dark and after tripping over random doll parts (arms, heads, etc) I had the pleasure of being bit by one rat with a red eye! The other ones were cool, they just climbed all over me and while it was very disturbing it was a little endearing at the same time. Pam I'm pleased to say that your rats are alive and wellI may need some therapy but they are all good! Welcome back Mr. Pam we missed you!!
Posted by thesword at August 2, 2004 11:22 AMOD!
You had KEYS to Mr. Pam's place and didn't bring me along? I know she's a freak and there has got to be a lot more interesting and stange things around there than rats! What else did you see?
XOXO
ROMA!
Girrrrrrl, I saw all kinds of freak nasty stuff at Mr. PAM's house. From rats, to doll parts, dildos, rubber gloves, wax, elves, and assorted pictures). That girl is wild!
Posted by: Officer Dave at August 3, 2004 10:27 AMOhhh big bad Officer Dave... did the big scary doll parts and one biting rat freak you out? heehee... Most people get freaked out by all the porn on the walls, not the doll parts.
Yes I have 4 adorable lil ratties - Ben & Casey are black and white brothers (with no balls, I adopted them from Animal Care and Control and they chop all animals who come through).
The other 2 are hairless sisters, Stumpy and BippieD. Stumpy is super sweet and gets horny when placed in easter grass - BippieD is nice to me but has issues with strangers. She's still learning her 'soft-play-mouth'.
I think my lil squirrels should make a guest appearance on the show!
Roma - who knows what kind of freak nasty shit you'd do in my house! There was a giant lube spill a few days ago, I'm sure that would be hours of fun! :)
Anyone know how to get lube out of carpet?
Posted by: mrPAM at August 4, 2004 2:05 AMSo, to get lube out of a carpet all you have to do is find a hot bear and have him roll around in it till it's all gone!
Posted by: Officer Dave at August 5, 2004 3:32 PMPam's apartment is totally BabyJane meets Annie Sprinkle. She's a dirty, dirty girl -- I used her bathroom and there were like, 15 guides to fingerbanging, I SWEAR.
I don't even want to talk about some of the things that have happened in LA...
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