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The Tim & Roma Show is the ultimate inside look into the world of adult entertainment. It’s funny and sharp, informative and erotic and has quickly become the “talk of the industry”.

Hosted by NakedSword.com president, Tim Valenti and porn-again nun, Sister Roma, the half-hour bi-weekly program covering gay adult video news, spans the entire industry while showcasing a virtual who’s who of the top names in gay adult media.

Here on the blog - read all about their mishaps and misadventures....on the show or not. Get to know the cast! Hear about the most talked about events and shows from around the country! Gossip your favorite stars and directors! Read Roma's Advice! Welcome to the zany world of the Tim & Roma! Show!

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August 31, 2004

Wet Palms

Wet PalmsI've been told that the brand spanking new "Wet Palms" website will be going live today. I've seen the testing site and it is hot, hot, hot. Of course, I'm not surprised given the yummy studs who are in the gay porn soap opera extravaganza. Gaypornblog is running interviews with several of the men from "Wet Palms" and I'm sure it won't be too long before they start making appearances on the Tim & Roma! Show...

Although I have yet to see any of the footage from the first three episodes, it sounds like the shoot was a lot of fun and the finished product is going to be fabulous.

Supposedly, one of my Sisters has been given a walk-on part. In the convent we have saying, "one nun by herself is a freak but two nuns is the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence." With that in mind, I think I'll be hitting up the writers for my part!

xxo!
Sister Edith
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August 30, 2004

Hot Stud!

Paul CarriganWOOF! Ok, so I had to share this with everyone...Coming in 2nd to Mr. Hank Hightower on my hunky guy list is Paul Carrigan. Damn this is one hot man that I would love to slap some handcuffs on. Just released today on NakedSword is Five on Top starring Paul Carrigan. It's great!
Officer Dave

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August 27, 2004

FALCON FRIDAYS

I feel for the creative staff at Naked Sword who came up with the idea to have a unique Falcon Friday every week! I mean there are only so many positive adjectives that begin with an "F." I know you've had Fabulous, Flawless, Frenzied, Furious, Familiar, Frisky, Fleshy, Fettered and Flammable Falcon Fridays, just to name a few... but what's next?

I'd like to get suggest:

Full-on Falcon Fridays
Feather Boa Falcon Fridays
Felini Falcon Fridays

Any ideas? POST your FAVORITE FALCON FRIDAYS slogan here...

XOXO
ROMA

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August 23, 2004

Back from Internext

Dave, Reena, & Holly@InternextWow! Just got back from Internext in Hollywood, FL and damn was it fun! And while we did not tape any Tim and Roma episodes we were sure to get into enough trouble to talk about on the show. Did I tell you about my "special message" Roma ;-) Seriously, the men in that part of the country are just delicious and are pretty "friendly" I loved it!
Oh! While at a club in Ft. Lauderdale I bumped into a long time fan of the Tim and Roma show and he was very cool! Corey, thanks again for being so cool and your T-Shirt is on the way!
Officer Dave

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August 15, 2004

Bear Fair & Dyke Porn

Bears... bears... and more bears... Today Shawn kidnapped me (willingly of course) and we headed down to the first ever Bear Street Fair in SOMA San Francisco. The Harrison Street Fair was a hoot - or should I say Grrrrrrrrreat time. Lots of big yummy hairy burly men (Officer Dave - you would have LOVED it). My favorite boy Dick Wolf was there doing lights and sound for the event - Hi Dick!

I think if I was a gay man (not a perverted girlie faggy freak trapped in a real woman's body) - but really, if I was a gay man I would be a bear - I'm round, yummy and don't like to shave. Grrrr!

There were lots of fun booths with everything from leather toys, healthy penis, beer booths and my favorite - Factory Video. (Hi Gord, Scott and Frank! hugs!)

Big huge props to Factory Video for producing a hot dyke porn!!! Its dyke porn - fag style. "Working Girlz" is hot off the edit room - starring two of the most delicious dykes in town Buck & Zoe (yum!). There just isn't enough 'real' dyke porn out there - ya know the kind that shows hot pounding grrl sex and not the long-ass-fingernail, no-kissing-for-fear-of-ruining-the-lipstick stuff. Smear the lipstick, strap it on and don't be afraid to fuck on camera!

Big thanks to Factory Video, Mistress Morgana and all the hot dykes for making "Working Girlz".

www.workinggirlvideo.com

hugs & genital pulses...
-mr PAM

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August 12, 2004

Who is the hardest working man in the gay adult industry?

Who is the hardest working man in the world of gay porn? Here are some suggestions. What do you think?

Tim Valenti, President of NakedSword.com
Will Clark, porn star turned promoter/fundraiser
Michael Lucas, porn star/director/distributor
John Rutherford, President of Colt Studios
Chi Chi LaRue, Owner/Director of Channel 1/Rascal Video/Independent Director/Entertainer

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August 8, 2004

mom!?!

So my mom asked me the other day, "Pammy, have you lost your anal virginity"
She said that she still has hers. Uhhh...errr....That's nice mom.

For once I was speechless.

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August 6, 2004

Holy Hell!

Is everybody as crazy busy as I am?

Please let me know that you are all going insane with deadlines and being bothered every five minutes by somebody who wants something.

Are you all brainstorming to come up with new ways to describe men's penises? And how many times can you refer to it as "over-the-top hardcore handball action" before some one out there catches on... it can't all be over-the-top... but then what the hell do you call it?

Give me some good adjectives to describe the perfect man... PLEASE.

XOXO
ROMA!

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August 4, 2004

shootin Wet Palms!

mr PAM here, just getting back from a week in West Hollywood, shooting the first three episodes of the much anticipated, first-ever erotic gay soap opera "WET PALMS". And wow, did we shoot some HOT HOT HOT action!

Not only was I surrounded by some of the yummiest men in the biz - but they could act - extremely well! There was drama, hot sex and some scenes were so damn funny it took all my might to hold the camera steady and not roll over laughing! Bret Wolfe has definitely taken his character down the road of hilarity playing the hotel manager of Wet Palms "Brady Littleton". Jason Sechrest of JasonCurious.com plays a parody of himself as the overly nosey, overly gay gossip columnist - lol!

Oscar winning performances by Michael Soldier, Jason Ridge, Brad Benton, Rob Romoni, Ethan Marc, Cody Cash and Rod Barry are breath-taking. Delicious Paolo Cortez and Ashton Sorrenson (bam! bam!) pop in for some hot romps with Bret Wolf and Rob Romoni. Chad Donovan = yum! Even legendary Chi Chi la Rue and Sharon Kane make some surprise cameos!

The lead role "Lucky" is played by a delicious young man fresh off the truck from Minnesota - and damn, that boy has abs for days! I would like to say a special "Happy Birthday" to "Lucky" who turns 21 today! Happy birthday you hot stud!

The director Matthew Moore was a delight to work with - we were joined together at the hip for five 17 hour days! We still adore eachother and can't wait to shoot the next episodes in late September.

I couldn't have done it without all the hard work of all the fabulous peeps behind the scenes, Thank you to: Brett Drysdale, Tim Valenti, Nick, Mark, Paul, Joe, Blu, Don, Renee, Abel, Jamie, Burt, Michael, Jack, Keston, Michael, Mocha, Joe, Terry, Ron, Parke, Joe, Raul, Scott, The Abbey, Bob's sound stage, Men Magazine, Unzipped and especially The San Vicente Inn for opening their doors to let us shoot in this amazing location.

I have lots of editing to do, so I must go... but stay tuned for the first episode of Wet Palms... YUM!

hugs and genital pulses...
mr PAM!

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August 2, 2004

WET PALMS

Hey I just spent the weekend on the set of Wet Palms with the very handsome and talented Tim of the Tim and Roma Show. So many hot guys and a great script. I can not wait to see it....
Mr Pam was there and lovely as always. Lots of Hot porn stars Brett Wolfe, Rob Romoni, Brad Benton and more. Do not be jealous you can watch it all soon.

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Ratty PAM!

Ok, so Mr. Pam, I'm just gotta say it! You are a FREAK (and I love you for it). For those of you who don't know our lovely editor/director/superstar has pet rats (yeah, fucking pet rats!) and while she was away this weekend it was up to "Officer Dave" to feed them and play with them. All I can say is this: On the first night when I went to Mr. Pam's house. It was dark and after tripping over random doll parts (arms, heads, etc) I had the pleasure of being bit by one rat with a red eye! The other ones were cool, they just climbed all over me and while it was very disturbing it was a little endearing at the same time. Pam I'm pleased to say that your rats are alive and wellI may need some therapy but they are all good! Welcome back Mr. Pam we missed you!!

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